2/21/09
CR'S "DEAN WORMER OF THE MONTH": THE OFFICE'S ANGELA MARTIN (NBC)
HUFFPO: STOCKTRADER LABELS MSNBC REPORTER "RUDE" OMG
THOSE JOB CREATING COUNTER-REVOLUTIONISTS ARE FINALLY SHOWING THEIR TRUE COLORS
"In an interview Friday with MSNBC anchors Contessa Brewer and Carlos Watson, Santelli called Brewer "rude" when she asked whether a trader who sits near him was 'suddenly famous.'"
-HUFFPO
2/20/09
"FOX NEWS" MOCKS BESTIALITY
WHY LOVE WILL NEVER TRANSCEND ALL BOUNDARIES
VIA: GAWKER
GAWKER: GETTING THE STORY STRAIGHT ON THE FOX NEWS SCROTUM ISSUE
BECAUSE EDGY LEFTY BLOGS THAT SPEAK TRUTH TO POWER ARE ALWAYS TRUTHFUL
VIA: GAWKER
2/19/09
GAWKER: FOX'S "VICIOUS" PR MAKING "JUVENILE" ATTACKS*
(*POSTING STORIES ATTACKING JUVENILE ATTACKS ISNT JUVENILE)
"Running insane, barely-coherent attack ads against competitors is a tried and true tactic for Fox News. Along with the network's vicious PR department, the ads help drum up loads of free publicity for the network while promoting its mavericky, no-BS self image." -GAWKER
2/18/09
GAWKER: BILL O REILLY WHINES ABOUT "OPPRESSIVE" PAST TO WHOOPI
http://gawker.com/tag/race_baiting/
BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT ONLY BLACK FEMALES COME FROM THE BOTTOM RUNG, ONLY IF THE RACIST (IGNORANT) REPORTERS AT FOX NEWS KNEW MORE ABOUT THE WORLD.
2/17/09
HUFFPO: WHOOPI SCHOOLS BILL O REILLY ON HUMOR AND LIFE IN GENERAL
I MEAN HOW COULD A JOKE BE FUNNY WITHOUT BUSH HITLER? (MAYBE SOME OPPRESSED PEOPLE CANNOT AFFORD FUNNY SCHOOL.)
"If You're Gonna Do Humor, Learn How To Do It" -WHOOPI
2/12/09
OLBY'S NEW INTERN
ASPIRING BROADCASTER TO JOIN THE NETWORK THAT HAS OPENED ITS LEGS TO CHANGE?
2/11/09
ROGER CLARK AS JAMES EARL JONES IN COMING TO AMERICA
(WATCH WITH A STRAIGHT FACE)
JON STEWART EXPOSES O'REILLY'S RAZZI HYPOCRACY
WHICH REMINDS ME, WHEN ARE WE GOING TO ARREST THOSE "DOCTORS" THAT ARE CUTTING PEOPLE OPEN WITH KNIVES?
"There's not much to add to Jon Stewart's thorough exposition of O'Reilly's hypocrisy, except perhaps this: Stewart shouldn't get absolutely all the credit for the humor here."-GAWKER
2/7/09
KOO KOO FOR COCO BLUFFS
KIRSTEN POWERS TELLS GLEN BECK THAT HE IS "KOO KOO FOR COCO PUFFS."
2/6/09
ARRIANA PLEASE PICK UP
DEFAMER: FANTASIES OF FOX NEWS HATEFUCKS
"Admit it: at times, when the fantasy of a live, Fox News-sponsored hatefuck with Elisabeth Hasselbeck simply won't do, your thoughts turn to The View's resident sexual lioness (when Barbara Walters isn't there), Joy Behar."-DEFAMER
2/2/09
NONBELIEVERS PATRONIZE CHOSEN ONE
SO THIS IS A GOOD EXPLANATION OF FOX'S GREG GUTFELD, WHO MAKES ALL SORTS OF ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT AN IMAGE OF THE CHOSEN ONE "MISTAKING" A WINDOW FOR A DOOR. IF THE PRESIDENT WAS IN FACT MAKING A MISTAKE, THEN WHY NOT BLAME THE AP FOR PUBLISHING A PHOTOSHOPPED IMAGE? AND IF THE IMAGE IS IN FACT REAL, THEN WHY NOT AT LEAST QUESTION OTHERS, LIKE THE ORIGINAL WHITE HOUSE ARCHITECT?
AND WHY NOT QUESTION WHETHER THAT THE WALL EVEN STOPPED HIM FROM WALKING INTO THE BUILDING? IM NOT SAYING THAT HE WENT THROUGH THE WALL LIKE A SPIRIT, BUT EITHER WAY, A LARGE SHATTERED WINDOW WHERE A DOOR SHOULD OF BEEN WOULD CREATED AT LEAST 12 NEW JOBS.
1/30/09
SANTA SKIPS HOME OF FOX'S GUTFELD
SO APPARENTLY FOX NEWS' CONSERVATIVE TALK SHOW HOST GREG GUTFELD HAS SERIOUS ISSUES WITH POPULAR NINTENDO GAME "THE GUITAR HERO." WHILE DISHING ABOUT THE GAME ON HIS LATE NIGHT SHOW REDEYE LAST FRIDAY, HE CLAIMED THAT IT "DIVORCES ACHIEVEMENT FROM REWARD." WHATEVER THAT MEANS. BUT THE FACT THAT HIS WORDS WERE DIRECTED AT A STUPID CHILD'S TOY ONLY MADE ME ASK: WHY DID SANTA PASS OVER GUTFELD'S HOUSE?
I MEAN WHY NOT GIVE THE GIFT OF MUSIC TO THE PEOPLE WHO SHOULD NOT MAKE SOUND? THE REAL QUESTION WE HAVE TO BE ASKING IS, IF BRITNEY SPEARS HAD "THE GUITAR HERO" AS A CHILD, WE EVER HAD TO ENDURE HER CHART-TOPPING SMASH HIT SINGLE "SEXY BACK"?
AND IF THERE IS ANYTHING I DETEST MORE THAN CLASS WARFARE, IT IS JOYRIDING IN HATE. YOU MR. GUTFELD, NEED TO SLOW THAT RIDE DOWN, BECAUSE YOU ARE TRAFFICKING IN BOTH.
1/27/09
"WHITE LIES": HATE OR HOPE?
WITH JAY'S HIGHLY ANTICIPATED ALBUM THE BLUEPRINT III TO "DROP" (COME OUT) SOON, COULD THIS BE A PLOY TO GET GDUB TO SPIT A VERSE ON ON IT? I MEAN BUSH IS ALMOST A RAPPER WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT: HE FACES TIME IN JAIL, LIKES SHOOTING GUNS, DOESN'T CARE ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE THINK, MAKES UP WORDS, LIKES AFRICA, AND DOESN'T WANT ANYONE MESSIN WITH HIS MONEY. HE HAS EVEN BEEN RECENTLY BEEN OVERHEARD MURMURING:
MY NAME IS G MONEY AND I DONT CARE IF YOU LIKE ME
THE ONLY GALLOP I CARE ABOUT IS THAT OF MY HORSEY
I BAIL OUT OBAMA TO GET PELOSI OFF MY BACK
NOW THE ONLY WAY ILL SEE LAURA IS IN A CONJUGAL IN IRAQ
1/26/09
REDEYE GIVES SEAKITTENS A BLACKEYE
THIS MIGHT LEAD SOME TO ASK ABOUT HOW I SURVIVE, BUT I DO NOT WANT TO GET INTO MY PERSONAL LIFE. ATTACK THE ARGUMENT, NOT THE SOURCE, AS I ALWAYS SAY. HOWEVER, IF GUTFELD REALLY WANTS TO KNOW, HE SHOULD COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND TALK ABOUT IT OVER THE BONFIRE IN MY BACKYARD!
1/24/09
THINKING PROGRESS: MACHINE LIBERATION
CAN WE MOVE PAST THE HATE?
THEY HAVE BEEN EXPLOITED IN HOLLYWOOD AS EVILDOERS THAT BRING DEATH AND DESTRUCTION TO EARTH AND HER INHABITANTS, MUCH LIKE THE BLAXPLOITATION FILMS DID TO BLACKS IN THE 70'S AND 80'S. NOT ONLY ARE THEY WIDELY CONSIDERED "REPLACEMENT" TO LABOR, A "MACHINE" IS A USED AS A DEROGATORY TERM TO DESCRIBE THE NETWORKS OF OPPOSING POLITICAL PARTIES.
I LEAVE YOU ALL WITH THIS QUESTION: IF WE AS HUMANS BELIEVE WE POSSES A NATURAL POWER OVER MACHINES, WHY I AM I A SLAVE TO THIS COMPUTER IN MY MOM'S BASEMENT?